Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
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Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
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Top comments
Jacobt24 19
You helped him right?
iAmScrubs 19
"Wow, I really did a spotless job this time!"
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Comments (70)
Buttsexpirate 9
Argh! I apologise, he be one of me crew.
Haidee 0
Haha! That's hilarious, disturbing view though.
RodStar 0
Was it clean?
Enigmax2514 7
Omg gangway!!! *pukkeeeeeee*
EwanSmith 2
it's good to take pride in your appearance but this is a bit anal...
Jaxx66 21
I can't believe I'm saying this, but it applies!! I c wut u did thar >:)
IndigoAcrylic 9
Best pun everrrrr ;D
DonovanRiddick 6
How rude! Walking into a guy checking out his asshole? How unconsiderate of you.
yaaypenguinss 1
Maybe he's European! That things old school over there. It's called a bedit and u clean your asshole after u take a shit. Saw it in Jersey Shore :p
PrestonG95 7
Did you make sure he got it all?
SneezyC 15
attractive
mrtoothpick 11
Some people are just anal about their hygiene like that. ;)
compasseagle89 8
i see what you did there. and it was good. bravo!
ImmortalRiot 1
Or they're just assholes.