Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
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Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Today, I wasn't sure if I would have to go to work. My mom told me the night before that she would wake me up if I had to. I woke up, and seeing that it was past the time I normally go to work, I happily assumed I got called off. That is, until I got a phone call from my boss asking me why I wasn't there yet. FML
Today, my alarm went off, and in my half-asleep state, I grabbed my phone and snoozed it. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd actually snoozed my work email notification for the same amount of time, and my boss was emailing me every five minutes, asking where I was. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, after having been off due to the holidays, I awoke to several missed calls and texts from my supervisor asking where I was. Fearing losing my job, I drove the entire 2-hour commute thinking I’d missed a day. I hadn't; he was just trying to get my weekly reports early. FML
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML
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lmaoatyourlife 0
Im confused, if you was meant to be on your way to work at that time then why was your alarm set for a later time?
Ellowise_fml 0
Today, I lied to my boss and he found out. FML ...... wow......... YDI
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Comments (45)
stupiddumbblonde 0
WTF? I dont get it.
WTFpancakes 0
the OP was woken up so the OP was in bed when the boss called, and the OP lied to the boss saying that he was on his way to work when his alarm went off, proving he was in bed still -_-"
kthx 0
YDI for lying, bitch.
blastvortex 4
Hah. Caught in the act, were you? That's nice. Karma wins.
Apachefire21 0
i hope they fired your lieing ass. =]
42billybob 5
why did your boss call before your alarm went off to wake you up in time to get ready (whatever morning rituals you do), and commute all the way to work? im assuming you set your alarm late, which i don't understand... i've gotten the am/pm off, or jus forgotten to set it... but a different hour? assuming you'd be getting up at the same time every morning like most jobs do.
PhillyFox 0
If I was your boss, I would've told you to not even bother coming into work ever again. YDI for lying.
x_Mikomi_x 0
xD Sorry, but that one you deserved. If youre wanting a lay in, dont lie about it when there is a high chance of getting caught.
guyberryman 0
haha YDI, liar liar liar!!!!
kcooldude550 0
Forty Second! owned
LizzJizz 16
Lol, welll i guess thats what u get for being a liar..