By peak4u - 09/10/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML
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peak4u tells us more.

peak4u 10

Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.

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JH159753 21

That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.

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ruckfules85 34

Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.

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Merridew 8

"you've got to hold her hand properly" and then he licked. How can human hold something with a tongue?

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wang33334 12

Should not talk to the old stranger in the first place

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EmpireCityRay 13

@OP For trying to be a smart-ass with the elderly man you deserved it!

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xReDMemory 28

How is asking someone what they mean,regardless of their age,makes you a smart ass?

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EmpireCityRay 13

He's walking with a girl and someone tells him to hold her right. You must be a retard not to understand that the older gentleman means hold her with elegance and showing some sense you love her than whatever loose and dull way he was holding her.

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brand125 17

15/19 - i think your wayyy off base here

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TheNiceOne 20

This needs a Follow Up. It's moments like these where I don't mind my dad telling me to carry around pepper spray.

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worldclassrager 39

I wonder what goes through old peoples mind at times

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vikky538 28

think twice before you ask a question...issued in public interest to avoid getting licked on hand...

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CuriousYel1ow 13

You might want to get yourself checked out....eww.

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