Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received...

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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gc327072 30

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:13

You can't flim flam the Zim Zam

Sitting_Ducki 8

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:27

Sounds like our neighborhood page lol but we'd say if it was us

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 28 November 2013 7:16

Must have been an awesome party

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 28 November 2013 8:24

Since it was proven self-defense, he can't lose gun rights from the Trayvon case, 43.

jh921971 10

Thursday 28 November 2013 13:38

Your neighbourhood is paranoid

KasiaLilith 13

Thursday 28 November 2013 14:08

wow some people have way too much time on their hands if they sit and send emails each time somebody enters the neighborhood

S1deWinder 7

Thursday 28 November 2013 18:08

You didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose you.

Sassy_Queen 4

Thursday 28 November 2013 20:39

That happened to my dad once I kinda know how it feels

UsernameTaken14 18

Friday 29 November 2013 5:25

The thug life chose you!

BabyrooKid 11

Friday 29 November 2013 7:01

You should have waved.

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