Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
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Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.
addioty 19
Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.
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Comments (105)
martin8337 35
Something wrong with the bathroom?
shanannygians07 28
Was she just planning on continuing her meal after? Without washing her hands? Gross
austic1 8
Nappy? Do you mean diaper?
olpally 32
**** that shit... No way I'd continue to help her, tell her to do it herself. What a stupid ass mother.
wobbley 9
Some people just have no thought or respect for other people. Why would anyone think that's ok?
arre2006 19
Sue. Pain and simple. There's multiple reasons why that could be considered assault. Very dangerous if exposed to feces
raytyler26 16
Well that was shitty.
jw90 18
That's disgusting. Does no one have respect for the rest of the human race anymore?
Taurus_ChicKa 36
That is horribly disgusting. I wouldn't get her anything except a ban from the restaurant. It is NOT okay to change a kid's nappy, or anything of the sort, on the TABLE where people EAT! There are bathrooms for that! I realize some people find it stupid to breast feed in a bathroom, but surely they can agree that changing a diaper or whatever in a bathroom is more appropriate than a table. That's unsanitary, unappetizing, and disgusting. Just...ugh! FYL indeed OP, both for having to endure that and for her shoving the thing into your hands.
iamsophie 13
That's disgusting, I would never dream of doing such a thing!