Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
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Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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Top comments
Eliseopwns 22
Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.
addioty 19
Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.
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Comments (105)
rob02 19
hell no.
annie_nk 22
It doesn't surprise me that she didn't have any wipes with her. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have a diaper either.
bobbylepre 3
Shitty situetion I see
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Learn to spell, ******.
jdogburrier 8
You should of taken the dirty diaper and slapped her in the face with it
ClaireWinchester 17
Waiters/waitresses don't get paid enough to put up with that crap (no pun intended)
queerdragon 20
Oh, that is absolutely disgusting. I hate parents who think their children trump being polite members of society. Some woman tried to get me to change her baby on a bus once.
Sandsh8rk 36
Disgusting, is there a changing room at your restaurant? Even if there isn't, she should have left and found an appropriate place to do it.
that60steen 5
Hi
ViviMage 39
Anyone recall that mom who had her kids sit in potty chairs in a public restaurant? I'm sure food and nappies should not be on the same table. And your work does not supply baby wipes to patrons.
dramaelf 37
I am genuinely shocked that no one has made the "shitty situation" comment yet. This doesn't count.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
I'm surprised you didn't bother to read the other comments before.commenting. See #13
Squeegepooge 9
You have to be able to spell for it to count.