Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML
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Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after working many 80+ hour weeks, a patient called to urgently come with their sick infant. Of course, I stayed late to help them. The baby had been constipated for a full 24 hours, and the parents had panicked. During the examination, the baby shat on my table. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
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Eliseopwns 22
Some parents really don't know their responsibilities and manners.
addioty 19
Disgusting. Not to mention down right rude.
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Comments (105)
caramelie 7
Wow, just wow! I would hope that other diners would have told her something as well. Hey I'm about to sit down and enjoy my meal, oh wait next patron is exposing her kid to the entire restaurant! That mother could be charged with idk child **** r something. Indecent exposure of an underaged child in public? Oh she would have gotten something, not wipes.
MC2NextLevel 7
What a bitch
stumpyj 10
I work in retail and there is no shortage of self-righteous mothers who think their children are tiny gifts to be treasured by all. What a bitch and I'm sorry you had to deal with that OP.
baref00tmama 15
Hand it directly back saying "I'm sorry ma'am, but that's a biohazard and I'm not required to touch it. Please remove yourself from our restaurant immediately as you're violating health codes". The woman is clearly lacking in common sense.
dragonkisses28 25
As a nurse, dirty diapers are in my job description, and not all of them are worn by infants. As a server, (yes I have been a server also) I have seen nastier things than I've ever had to deal with at the hospital. Some people should be certified before they are allowed to breed. She probably didn't tip either.
devandanae 11
Not all places have changing tables and sometimes that's just what you have to do
Serisent 26
That is never what you have to do. Never. People eat there; that's disgusting.
Xalandra 17
Um, no, you go somewhere that there IS a changing table and take care of it there. Or your car perhaps? Most restaurants have places available to change babies. It's completely unsanitary to do it on a table where people are supposed to eat!
awkward_gothlady 32
There's always the bathroom, the parking lot, or any other surface that people don't generally eat off of...
LegolasPrincess 10
That is NOT what you have to do, 99.9% of restaurants have changing beds for babies/toddlers. Don't try to justify this parents disgusting and disrespectful behavior. If this is that insignificant 1% restaurant that didn't have one she should of changed the kid in the parking lot. Not change the thing in the middle of the restaurant where people are trying to eat and toss the diaper in OP's face and expect her to take care of it like it's her child. That's not what she is getting paid to do.
Angelofnv 2
Changing tables didn't always exist and as a parent, these days if you have your child with you and still in diapers, you tend to have a diaper bag, and therefore should have certain essentials on hand. Silly me thinking it was common sense to carry a changing pad, receiving blanket and small trash bags for diapers and dirty linens along with clean diapers and diaper wipes! There is never an excuse to change your child in the dining room or food preparation area of an eatery short of everyone is being forced to stay in the dining room because some psychos with guns are robbing the place and taking their time doing it! As long as floors, countertops, flat top boulders, vehicles and laps exist, there is ZERO excuse. Please don't procreate until you get your head on straight.
slithergirl 5
Hahahahahah...*horrified look on my face*
NatalieOntheTram 11
I hope you shoved it right back into her face. That is so disgusting and disrespectful to you and everyone else at the restaurant.
Beepbeep7 14
74 I hope to god you don't have children.That is absolutely ******* disgusting.If I had been OP the minute she stuck that in my hand, I would have laid that filthy bitch out.In no way shape or form is that EVER acceptable.Hopefully she has been banned for life from your restaurant.Sorry that happened to you OP.
WeskersSexslave 15
derp? derp derp derp derp derp derp derp?