Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
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Top comments
singer4life666 0
How scary do you look :o.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, just standing around is a scary thing to do.
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Comments (66)
_HeadShot_ 0
if that were me I would've left
LeftyPitcher 0
that's wat u get wen ugly
DineshKarthikesu 0
Well... YDI for scaring them off with your penis.
himoonkey 8
lol
HAV1K_666 0
thennnn, don't show up in a gorilla suit next time & things'll go better..
DineshKarthikesu 0
rofl
5t3ff1k4h 47
Take off the trench coat then, OP.
Alli137 6
have some self respect! if he's that late then leave!!! If you're going to allow people to treat you that way, don't complain about it.
wDeemish 0
that sucks your bf is a jerk -.-
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
LOL.. OP, didn't you call him??? Was you acting that creepy that the people started to get freaked out?
FatNSassy 0
OMG thats so shitty, what a ****! Unless you're ugly though, then it's your fault...you are aren't you? ****** fuggos
5up3rTAN 0
haha your misfortune amuses me
lajaynay 15
Alas, that is the point of FML isn't it? Yeahh? I thought so too
oneforme 0
you look like an emaciated street hooker with aids
MetalFish 0
no, Its a website to post you life ******* moments, regardless of humour.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Not according to the FAQs...
chorzo 0
37&50 win troll of month awards