By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
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Spinach 0

As a volunteer bingo announcer? No, I don't think they have to know the symptoms of a heart attack.

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purplelyna 0

omg thats just...really bad... but ultimately i feel bad for that poor ol' lady..well atleast the last thing she was doing was playinb bingo...old people love that game..

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edobean 0

What noises was she makeing. Don't u think he would be screaming or sometiing if she won

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Avenging_Angel 0

Maybe she DID win, and she died of too much excitement XD God, I'm awful. I'm going straight to hell 

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bigraws23 0

If dead people could write FML's then she should be writing this FML, not you

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cmac86 23

that sounds like something that would happen on Robot Chicken.

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alitheone22 0

hahaha that is SO true...

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ririmart1213 0

aw thats not ur fault .... u had no idea im sorry tho

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ss_super_sad 0

We're all going to hell for laughing. We'll probably see her there and she'll feel like shit that her death is on the internet.

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asoldierswifey 0

If she is in hell, she has more to worry about then some stupid FML on the internet...I would be dying because the OP essentially applauded her into hell! LMAO

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asoldierswifey 0

LMAO 5 minutes later, and I'm STILL laughing!

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