By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
I agree, your life sucks 91 793
You deserved it 12 737

Same thing different taste

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As a volunteer bingo announcer? No, I don't think they have to know the symptoms of a heart attack.

omg thats just...really bad... but ultimately i feel bad for that poor ol' lady..well atleast the last thing she was doing was playinb bingo...old people love that game..

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Honey, I'm a nurse and shit just happens. Don't get too stressed. :)

I would do the same thing even if I knew she was having a heart attack

alwaysme_fml 0

u simply applauded her way into heaven LOL ur story is the funniest shit ever just made my day thanx

afroshinizzle 0

Well someone near her should've started CPR immediately. At the very least call 911. But yeah, it wasn't your fault she had a heart attack.

thefella71 0

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aww... i hope you don't feel too bad... at least i guess that was a nice way to die...ish

very nice but don't beat urself up for it it really wasn't ur fault

This is amusing but i feel so bad for the lady. Best FML on here though. Favourited.

#7: I've actually worked as a care assistant; not just volunteering but a full time paid position. I could not recognise the symptoms of a heart attack, and nor could most of my co-workers. Basic fact of the matter is, when someone starts acting distressed, you just grab a nurse. It's all you can do. I even had basic first aid training as part of my job, but it just doesn't cover that stuff.