Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
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Tripartita 45
So the conspiracy theorists were right: cell phones CAN cause infertility! I'm sure THIS is exactly what they were talking about.
robbiemad 7
Look at the bright side. You could have hit your balls and broke your phone. Also hurt ball don't cost as much as a new phone.
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Comments (30)
vgardner 7
Your balls will heal a cracked phone won't.
SilentThief 9
I've been there way too many times in my life.
pjsr 33
Doesn't matter, had sex (well, probably as close as you're going to get to it this week)
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Was it worth it?
Tarlachia 33
You should know, that's not how you do phone sex...
bobslawnservice 16
At least it wasn't a Samsung Note 7 or your life would have turned into a Michael Bay movie.
twankin 4
I'd gladly take a whack in the balls over damaged phone any day of the week
bleu85 11
at least you saved the phone. call it a lucky day.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Kinky
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Cheaper than a broken phone.