Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my headphones on the bus and didn't realize until I got home. I used the tracking app and saw they were moving around the city. I followed the location for half an hour before realizing the signal was coming from my own neighborhood because the headphones had been sitting in my backpack the entire time. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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CaptnNorway 10
Impressive!
rg350dx 29
I'm imagining OP's iPod is playing, "You've been hit by, you've been struck by-" Thief unplugs the iPod, snatches it and sings "A smooth criminal." The thief then proceeds to moonwalk off the bus with the rest of the occupants performing choreographed dance.
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Comments (86)
olpally 33
Wow, ninjas do exist!! Omg, that's crazy shit!
saras_fml 3
Debile tu blet
AGB10 19
Guess it takes a stupid thief to find a stupid victim. Blind stealing the blind?!
pwnman 33
OP, I deeply feel sorry for what has happened to you. However, this has taught us all a very valuable lesson.
Summoner_T3L 15
Skyrim pickpocket level: 100. That sucks OP you ran into a master
Dcm210 19
That's why you keep it in your pocket.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's called a master pickpocket.
Zebediabolical 45
This is why I won't buy an iPod. If I'm going to spend that kind of money on a music player I want it to be heavy enough to make a noise if I drop it on a rug.
ShakeDisPlace 10
wow "pick pocketers" still exist these days!
Mauskau 36
I've managed to end up with iPhone 5 headphones before. I was running to catch my train for college and a load of school girls stood in the way on the stairs. I could hear the train was about to leave and pushed past them, carrying my hoodie over my arm. I had just managed to get on the train when the doors shut, and I realised I had someone's headphones stuck to my arm. IPods are pretty easy to unattach from headphones, and they are fairly small depending on which one you have. Hopefully it wasn't one of the more expensive ones, OP, and if it was, I hope you had insurance.