Today, I was staying in my family friend's house in France. The church bells ring every hour, which I thought was cute. Until 8 this morning where they rang 24 times. FML
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Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
Today, my neighbors left for their nine month excursion, and armed their security system. One of the features is a loud series of three beeps every three seconds, 24 hours a day. I can hear it, clear as a bell, throughout my entire house. FML
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
Today at 10:00 pm, someone rang my doorbell 4 times, while I was sleeping. I thought it was an emergency and I opened the door to my neighbor who just want to ask if I had a blackout at noon. FML
Today, I started my spring break. My college is letting the students stay in the dorms for break, so I figured that staying here would mean getting more sleep than going home. Not so much. The fire alarm has been going off every 20 mins since 7:30am because they're "fixing" it. FML
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WhatsYOURname6 25
I had the same problem in Italy.. On holy days they play songs every 15 mins.. Our house was directly beside the church too. Feel your pain OP.
steveykinz0967 16
Wait so if they rang every hour why didn't the ring at 2am bother you?
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danielles 6
Another reason to hate France.
HeyImAmy 20
Austria & Germany in a nutshell but mostly Austria. In Austria, me and my parents stayed in some small, middle of nowhere, town. We stayed above a restaurant/pub. The town was so small that the church was literally a few feet from our hotel room. The church bells went off like every hour or something. It was either suffocate in a hotel room and not get any sleep or breathe in the fresh air and still not get any sleep.
paolino_fml 18
What time did you wake up before? 8 is completely normal
jadelagrue 14
oh my god this haooened when I was skiing im Söll, Austria too. Id love to find out why but im too lazy to google