Today, I was speaking to an old friend and I asked her how her mother was. She replied, "She passed away, you came to her funeral last month." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend, and she asked me how I was doing. I replied, "Still alive!" like I always do. I forgot both of her parents recently passed away. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
Today, I ran into a childhood friend for the first time in years. It turned out her mother died of COVID a few days ago. It was heartbreaking to see her close to tears all the time we talked, but due to distancing I couldn't even hug her to make her feel better. FML
Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "He died" and walked off. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She then reminded me that I was at his funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I texted my sister to ask her if she was OK after finding out that one of her oldest friends had died. She didn’t know. FML
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
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iamabamf 17
How could you forget that?
PaulB123 11
... How's your father doing!?
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Comments (136)
lmaoatall 6
And you responded by saying, 'oo yeah.... Well, besides that little inconvenience, how are you going?' way to go op! Your life must be so full of excitement, that a funeral can't even stay in your memory for a month. Ydi for being an ass!
musicluvr2000 11
Dude have you ever heard of think before you speak?
mattorama 15
That's a reflexive, instinctive thing to say.
musicluvr2000 11
So?
CallMeBloo 31
Yeah, it was probably just a basic brain fart. Nothing to be praised, that's for sure, but let up a bit, guys.
whocares91 5
Well, she's an old things like this are expected to happen.
whocares91 5
You just learned the lesson of the day
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
Maybe OP is old?? Just a suggestion.
jolly_good18 0
Dummy!!!
Alli201103 3
Maybe it wasn't her.... :o
Nudi_fml 13
Benefit of the doubt shines upon you. You were high at the point of the funeral or when you asked the question... If not, you're a bad friend
TheAllProGamer 0
I know this isnt really the place to ask but how do u send messages on the fml 4 ipod app...... Im a noob ;)
Elizabeth198 1
You just click on the little arrow on the bottom of the message and then write a message. That's as good as I've got. Sorry
Elizabeth198 1
I guess ya find out who ya friends are. Stay closer to your friends next time...