Today, I was sorting through old books of my dad's and found...

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By two2blue - 21/08/2017 07:49 - United States - Tellico Plains

Today, I was sorting through old books of my dad's and found the "Pocket Python Guide." It took me a while to realize it was about the programming language, not about sex. FML.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 20:15

Ahhh... today's youth.

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Akitakat 31

Friday 25 August 2017 20:15

Ahhh... today's youth.

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