Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
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helennaa 0
FYL. some friends you have; you need new ones.
stunty_fml 0
Are you sure that "friends" is the right word for them?
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Crazyemt5150 0
ok or one this post is hard to believe. people that have hypoglycemia and normally pass out need help quick. I work in ems for a private ambulance company, people who pass out due to hypoglycemia need an IV with dextrose to wake you up. the person who is passed out will having snoring respirations and does not just wake up. people do not just up and pass out. they become dazed and confused due to low blood sugar and realize they need to eat. nice try
fhgoalie 0
wow go back to school. the only people who need help from passing out from low blood sugar are diabetics. Hypoglycemics sugar levels will rise again bc of their livers increasing blood sugar levels. Diabetic's livers do not raise blood sugar levels as quickly as a hypoglycemic's liver does and therefore will suffer more damage.
DisposableHeroes 0
Hmm....you can't 'suddenly' pass out when you have hypoglycemia. You get dizzy first. And anyway it's not common somenoe passes out from hypoglycemia...it's a lack of sugar. It makes you feel tired and that's generally all. However that's possible if you are epileptic. Fake, maybe?
Ally1125 0
you can DEFINATLY pass out from hypoglycemia, I have a few times, of course with getting dizzy and tunnel vision first, but it has happened. The important thing (if your not diabetic) is to eat, eat, eat, always keep a snack with you.
originalusername_fml 0
@ fhgoalie: ...hypoglycemia is a diabetic emergency and it's when you don't have enough sugar, not when you have too much (if that's what you mean by their sugar levels will rise, etc.)
fhgoalie 0
But this person is a Hypoglycemic not a diabetic with hypoglycemia. true both can have sudden down fall with blood sugar level but a hypoglucemic person will wake up. a diabetic person with hypoglycemia with not wake up. i know the difference (and similarities) between the two but other people do not seem to understand that this person is NOT a diabetic. When i said that their blood sugar levels will rise AFTER they pass out BECAUSE the insulin will stop making it drop and the liver will start to make it rise. so Yes there blood sugars WILL rise AFTER they drop. I just did the huge report on this so i really know what i'm talking about
fhgoalie 0
oh and i know that hypoglycemia is when the blood sugar drops. just trying to tell ppl that hypoglycemic people (NOT diabetics with hypoglycemia (aka take to much insulin)) will wake up because their blood sugars will rise again after they pass out. sorry if i seemed kind of snippy.
Ally1125 0
Well that sux, but I have hypoglycemia and dude, you were in the cafeteria, worst and dumbest place to pass out due to low blood sugar, EAT SOMETHING!
f_u_u_f_f 0
mall cop
Grossedoutlol90 0
uh... i feel sorry for you?
sharpsh00ter 0
all you people who say it's gradual, not everyone feels the effects until they pass out.
FMLrockzdude 0
I've gotz some ppprreettttttyy jakazz friendz
dzj 0
your friends are messsed
Sassyangel1017 0
Some friends . They probably stole your stuff in addition to leaving you.... Smh.. :(