Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
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helennaa 0
FYL. some friends you have; you need new ones.
stunty_fml 0
Are you sure that "friends" is the right word for them?
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Comments (108)
Superawesomestev 0
16, you're a genius. I need to go shit. that was my thought progression after reading your uber intelligent comment.
the_holy_one 0
Maybe they just thought you fell asleep and thought that it would be fun to leave you there...
HJB 0
agreed
LzrdPsnsSpck 0
Friends? What friends?
perdix 29
Your friends are probably pre-meds who went to class to get the good grades, and let you fail to lower the mean. Their motto: It's not enough that I succeed, but my friends must also fail.
th_fml 0
Maybe they just thought you were tired. I hope it does it happen again for you. All the best.
ti3n_t 0
Brah, you musta hulacinated up soem imaginary friends coz I don't see how a human cud just ditch someone who just faints right infront ovem, let alone someone you know personally. dass rediculous!
sarah_berah 0
I'm confused. Maybe I'm crazy but doesn't eatting something usually help people with hypogylcemia NOT pass out? And wern't you where people normally eat? So why wern't you eatting??
Wet_Dream 0
maybe the raped you to, who knows...
Kel_x 0
Wth? Why would you even want to put that fear in people?!
save_me_08 0
raped her...in a public cafeteria...where I doubt they were the only people...
Wet_Dream 0
read the news.. a girl was raped with 7 boys and people just walked by...
CherryKatie 0
Thats horrible. I only laughed because they actually stole your stuff, teehee.
brontide 0
Acute hypoglycemic attack causes seizures and does not just cause someone to "pass out". You were tired and probably dehydrated, but I doubt you were hypoglycemic. You fell asleep.