Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
mellowyellowww 0
welll you shouldn't be prepared for her to see your balls on your first date unless she's a hooker. my god. no one has any decency anymore.
Shadaez 0
Right, I often shave there (even quickly) and have cut myself, it's nothing to call paramedics for, YDI for not knowing how to use a razor.
rainish 0
Owwwww, I'm a girl and I know how bad it is when I cut myself shaving down that way....must be a million times worse for a guy. FYL for the accident, but points for you for shaving. More guys should.
that_guy01 0
how did you accomplish that? i shave my boys with a blade razor all the time, always have, and just recently started using a trimmer and have never had more than the occasional razor burn and paper thin cut (the ones that burn like a mofo).
westmoa89 0
i think you deserve it for assuming that she was going to be seeing your balls.
Nothings_Left 0
i shave all the time with a razor, if you do it right you cant cut yourself, remember what your shaving and ya you wont move quickly because they are your ******* balls, it takes time to shave down there not like the face which you can do in five, this takes about 15-20 mins at least, depends on how long its been since you manscaped
Dante167 0
Yea I just trim and shit, dunno why you would go for the full on shave, this isnt a pr0n movie xD. btw YDI, its your balls dude, you gotta be more careful
lilcuti3pi389 0
#186, penises don't have hair its his balls that he was shaving. Also I am a girl and I def shave, but I think for guys trimming is fine, unless ur expecting her to suck the balls? Lol
BigUm_fml 0
#81 FTW! Love me some DC! And I agree with #215...Gillette Fusion is the balls...no pun intended.
Anonymous409 0
What if the girl he was going to go on a date with read this FML, especially comment #90 and #131. That would be total FHL