Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML
ITguy1982 tells us more.
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
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Miru_fml 0
OMG.... that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because... why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??
genius_man16 1
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR ******* BALLS MAN!! YDI for being a fool.
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Comments (355)
seriously777 0
wow....dumbass
YLIF 0
@ #209- how can you say "suck it up it must not hurt that bad" when a guy injures his sack in any shape or form? it must hurt like HELL!
YLIF 0
o maybe suck it up was the wrong analogy for me to use....
heyyimkell 2
When did he ever say that it was his first date? He could have been dating the girl for awhile. Sheesh.
jollyholly414 0
why on earth would you do that??? you never EVER shave quickly...thats the rule of the razor!
uahmed90 0
ah damn, my balls hurt just reading that....
gvschmidt94 0
Dude. I felt the pain in my testicles as I read this. Oww.. FYL :(
GrapefruitZoe 0
Aw, honey, that SUCKS, I'm so sorry!
00101226 0
wow dude was it a single blade cuz if it wasnt your an idiot.
likeduhhx4 0
even when guys shave their balls, they never get all the hair, LOL.