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By The_ghetto_mango - 15/02/2016 13:59 - United States - Peculiar
Today, I was petting my cat, when suddenly he decided to scratch me through my eye. I may go blind in that eye, and the reason my cat scratched me was because I was absentmindedly petting his crusty butthole. FML