By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
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gargoyle666 5

Your dad was probably just sad that you haven't done that to him for a while.

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migi428 5

Relax, the third one barely got the like.

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xoluvinshayxo 0

chew it over with a twix(; say the ink on the marker wasnt working and you wanted to get his new phone number or sumthing? idk but DOH!!

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Dynoblaze 1

At least he didn't have his pants down. And he knows you're going to be that girl that gives $20 ******** in the school parking lots so he won't have to foot your phonebill.

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moonlit_manga 0

stupidity is a choice....choose wisely. if every one could take 5 seconds to think before they reacted....dam the world would be just alittle smarter. well op that's my lesson for you..... :p

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