Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
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Comments (51)
gargoyle666 5
Your dad was probably just sad that you haven't done that to him for a while.
xoconnie 8
FYL....
ajscw 0
[triplefacepalm]
z411811 0
[quadtruple facepalm]
migi428 5
Relax, the third one barely got the like.
xoluvinshayxo 0
chew it over with a twix(; say the ink on the marker wasnt working and you wanted to get his new phone number or sumthing? idk but DOH!!
bouncebackcherry 1
[headdesk]
itak365 4
[Tactical facepalm]
Dynoblaze 1
At least he didn't have his pants down. And he knows you're going to be that girl that gives $20 ******** in the school parking lots so he won't have to foot your phonebill.
moonlit_manga 0
stupidity is a choice....choose wisely. if every one could take 5 seconds to think before they reacted....dam the world would be just alittle smarter. well op that's my lesson for you..... :p
alex1432 9
rawr!!!