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Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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Kyky_fml 0

Omgosh that was fantastic, this truly made my day. But dont worry, that happens to people all the time. They're so trained to get worried about something such as a police officer ticketing them that they become irrational and can forget they're not in a situation that would need such worry.

balanceMMX 0

habitual speeder syndrome

you forgot you werent driving? thats more stupid than anything else.

when did the fml's stop being funny.. -_-

that's sofu king awesome.

i honestly think that was the dumbest one on here. that's not a fml, that's just being an idiotic.

DannyPenguin 0

not fml, but.... BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

how high were you? >_

This was not funny to me at all, just idiotic. Pressing on a brake pedal = moving your legs at a slower pace? If you think that's true, I never want to be near a car with you as the driver. Given it would be entertaining to see.