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Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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jackmode9316 0

FAIL

WOW!! where are the good FML gone too

FML really? you're just an idiot, that didn't ruin your day...

bananafish87 0

um... what? So were you drunk or high at the time or something? wow...

lolololol How high were you?

Agree with #199 are the submissions getting so lame this is the best they could come up with? The best one in days by FAR was the guy with the search and rescue team that got lost - now that's a FML!!!

BADumbass 0

Ha! Are you ******* serious?! wow!!!! you're an idiot

Wow dude, that is just ******* stupid. gtfo with that "fml" You don't realize that you were walking. I can't believe this got approved

that's really dumb

hahahaha that shit happens to me when i'm high!! man it feels so good when you realize that everything is alright :P