Love: Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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Impressive, dude

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 15:00

Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML

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avalon24 18

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:51

That's so gross, you shouldn't talk with food in your mouth.

Eros_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:54

i think he deserves to put his sausage in your taco for that one

Comments

Topguy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 5:16

Well you can be sure it's less akward now.

fuglyasian 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:55

uerrr. ure embarassing

caligirl89 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 4:01

You should start a convo when u digest your food!

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 6:57

see, i'm really outgoing and try to be an exciting person, so when i'm talking to the guy i like and things get quiet, i just say "hmm, the conversation is dying. i might have to lie and say i have to [insert lame excuse here]." most of the time, a decent guy will reply with "don't lie! here's a topic for you..." it works every time :)

gummibehrs 4

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:09

YDI for talking with your mouth full of food. After having **** in your mouth, it's better to swallow than spit.

megh90 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:34

this is not an FML

anonymous595 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:46

hahahaha

toaster2013 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 5:56

spas

hiscrazygurl1 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:24

little tip: if ur going to talk with ur mouth full of food... cover ur mouth with ur hand or napkin! idiot!

Valentine_Beauty 5

Saturday 22 September 2012 3:34

well at least you've got something to laugh about to ease the awkwardness.. being cool is being able to laugh at yourself for embarrassing situations...