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Furzball Wildomar, United States

Today, I was mowing my lawn and it had a dry looking dog turd. I figured I'd be able to mow it easily into the grass bag as dust. Instead, it still had enough moisture to splatter into clumps. Including a couple that went up my left nostril. FML

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Furzball 5

Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Kakapo4Ever 11

I mean, when you make the conscious decision to mow a dog shit, you kinda deserve it.

TonierShadow 19

This is one of those moments you're glad you can vote both FYL and YDI at the same time.

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trucker2 33

Shit disturber