Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML
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larrena2377 26
I would say call the police, but....
worldclassrager 41
If only bikes had plates to report
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GirlGamer12345 22
Throw a rock at the tire
ebri 5
I would just throw a rock at the guy...
xAstronomicx 13
Got hit by the double b threat. (Bike bandit) I've been there. Hope you didn't get hurt at all. I know it sucks to lose your phone though. Did you by chance get a good look at him to file a report or were you paying more attention to the snatched phone.. ?
storminmormin14 12
You should have kicked his back tire. I would have sent that guy into a tailspin into the street and into a car.
sweetest_jenn 18
A bit extreme but well deserved lol. I hate thieves.
isuckwithnames 22
Best part is that if he attempted to sue 1. He stole the phone so he would be incriminating himself and 2 you 'lost your balance' when he grabbed your phone.
Lomus 24
This is Britain. We don't have a huge sue culture, so we don't even have to worry about what might happen if he tried.
sweetest_jenn 18
That's shitty luck :( hope that asshole gets busted.
Trevan13 7
Wow that must have blown
awshittyshit 7
now you know better
ruxtain 15
Perhaps camera on the street can help, I mean, cops.
kemando 22
And your girlfriend ran after him? Much stamina.
ginaqueen 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL Are you that much of a bitch when a guy on a BIKE steals your phone OUT OF YOUR HAND!!!?
jarobjent 17
What an ass.