Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
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Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment, and in a panic, I tried using a credit card to open the door like I'd seen in movies and stuff. Instead of opening the door, I broke my card in half. I then had to call my landlord, who showed up an hour later and said, "Wow, you really tried to break into your own house, huh?" FML
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Top comments
Shell02 0
wtfudge. wouldn't you automatically look around before busting your own door down?
zerobahamut03 2
that sucks.
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Comments (57)
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Molto bene lol Do you at least own a Vespa?
TheComputerGuy96 16
No, I don't like the vespas.
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Bummer.
gr3y_fml 1
Would it not have been cheaper to call a locksmith?
Mia_viktoria 0
it's called a spare keyy. duhhh! hide it under a rock or something.
dudester1 0
you could give a trustworthy neighbor a spair key for when that happens again
beast18 0
lol?
labacanitaz 0
- no spare key? god, your smart.
blabla212324 0
Girl) Am I pretty? (Boy)No (Girl) Do you want to be with me forever? (Boy)No.. (girl)if i walked away and never saw u again,would u care?... (boy)no.. She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.The boy grabbed her arm (Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful (Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever (Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die! (Boy whispers) Please stay with me (Girl whispers) Of course Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you between 1-4 p.m. tomorrow- it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you dont post this to 5 other pages; you will have relationship problems for the next 10 years
Savie_Anna 0
ur never gonna b a burglar. lol I hope.
scarface23 0
you dumbass.