Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
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Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
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starile 19
And who exactly were the people you were trying to impress so much that you didn't want to be seen alone?
Rianokami 22
Ugh that sucks. Being stood up for a date is one of the worst things in dating. Sorry OP.
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Comments (54)
RamiUSMC 9
you should've tried seeing a movie on your own. it isn't as bad as it seems and it's quite nice (:
driinkbleach 18
nothing wrong with going out places by yourself, your just enjoying your own company :)
Lotex 18
yeah and make it look like you're so boring that your date fell asleep seems way better. try to go on your own next time, it isn't as bad as you think and who cares what strangers think anyway. you don't know them and you probably won't see them again.
HighasaCloud 46
I can never understand why it's such a bad thing to do to the cinema by yourself. I go see movies alone all the time, and it's because I want to see a movie that is currently playing, not because I want to show someone off to random strangers
obtusian 7
Going to the movies alone is great. I think you care too much about what others think.
frod0 10
Damn OP :( that's totally rude of them! I'd never do that to a guy,or at least contact him about I felt ya know? I hope next time you find a better date!
megalizard92 12
At least she won't talk through it like some people *glares*
fantasyworld 37
I hate how there is a bad stigma about doing things alone.
_aPerson_ 14
Who gives a **** if you came alone or not. It's not like someone's going to judge you or anything like that.