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By Shallow_Dream - 23/04/2016 15:04 - United States - Erie
Today, I was laying on the floor, and I called my dog, who is a Great Dane, over so I could pet him. he got so excited he ran over to me, didn't stop, and stomped on my balls so hard I cried. FML