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Katie United States

Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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coreywh 0

if it happens again then just take a pic of u next to the broken down train or call ur boss and tell him/her y u r late and also take a pic of it

great luck.

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Taconuggets 0

Sounds like you should take another metro.

You need to stop making up excuses. Just because you never wake up on time doesn't mean you should blame the S.W.A.T Team or the metro.

You think that the Metro would be running while an ARMED ELITE POLICE FORCE in THE U.S. CAPITAL would be on the tracks? Or by reading the comment would show you how notorious the Metro is in D.C.? hhhhhhmmmm?

LOL, S.W.A.T TEAM!

CountryGirl111 7

im sorry op this really sucks =( FYL

I recommend taxis :)

Pics or it didn't happen

hateevryone 15

that's crazy.

Guess the people at work never read the news..?