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Katie United States

Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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coreywh 0

if it happens again then just take a pic of u next to the broken down train or call ur boss and tell him/her y u r late and also take a pic of it

great luck.

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AnotherPerson1 6

Wouldn't that kind of stuff be in the paper? Wouldn't they have found out somehow?

Wow that is really weird bad luck!

The_9th_Doctor 18

pictures woman. pictures.

doglover100 29

That stuff should be in the paper.

Get a smartcar or scion iq or something, its cheap, easy to park, efficient, and WAY better than the metro! =)

Interns dont get opinions.

Why the **** did the swat team shut it down?

You're in DC so I figure that this would be on the news.

Figures. As a DC area native, I can say without a doubt that there's no "good" way of traveling in DC. Why you can't drive/bike: -Excessive traffic -Excessive speed cameras -90% of the drivers are inept morons -Poorly laid out roads -Poorly maintained roads -90% of the pedestrians are inept morons Why you can't walk: -Poorly laid out roads -90% of the drivers are inept morons -Crosswalks halting your progress every 5 feet Why you can't take the bus/metro: -Excessive traffic -90% of the drivers are inept morons -Poorly laid out roads -Poorly maintained roads -90% of the pedestrians are inept morons -Constant inconvenient delays It's really just picking the lesser of several evils.