Katie
United States
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think I'm making this up. FML
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coreywh 0
if it happens again then just take a pic of u next to the broken down train or call ur boss and tell him/her y u r late and also take a pic of it
adgnehzraes 0
great luck.
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youthink_fml 0
YDI for living in a city - nasty, filthy disgusting places.
spiment 0
I called it quits on metro after a pregnant lady shoved me for accidentally grazing her belly with the back of my arm on a packed rush hour red line. if you can, take the bus. much more comfortable!! (cheaper too especially after part 2 of the fare hike kicks in!)
reed_t 0
They shouldn't feel that way. If your coworkers are from DC they should understand. Besidses those shutdown stories are always reported online. I hate the suicides the f'n worse. Its ALWAYS in some major station, it cant be shady grove or some small pointless virginia station.
Yggy_fml 1
Hey! We don't need any of those deaths out here at Shady Grove, thank you! Keep those events to the inner city.
misstamz 0
maybe the metro is out to get you
wtnilsson 0
YDI. Buy a car.
18legalawesome 0
Sucks to be you dude. I think that's a sign that you need to find a car of your own.
PhillyFox 0
That really sucks, OP. A bus might not be the best solution. If the OP works downtown and she lives on the outskirts of the city, that would be a VERY long and expensive bus ride. Taking the train or the subway would be the quickest and cheapest way to get there.
l0ri3 0
u should have taken pictures or video of what was happening that way u could prove ur not lying
xxgallardolp560 5
wow, this FML is just too funny because the likeliness of the events is almost impossible except in DC. OP, did you get fired?
osellr 0
this why I don't live in the cities. they suck shit