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By Anonymous - 05/06/2011 20:45 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss when I accidentally let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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PrickHead 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:02

could of been worse... could of shit ur pants...

ryrywakaka 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:03

LOL you should sniff it all up . take it for the team

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darkmis1 17

Monday 6 June 2011 1:12

You should've held it in.

agSWAAAAG 0

Monday 6 June 2011 4:21

19th times a charm

hawkeye12221 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:12

ydi fir not clenching for dear life.

sxe_beast 11

Monday 6 June 2011 1:14

My father would have fired you, lol.

demoon_fml 7

Monday 6 June 2011 8:15

I thought your father was the janitor.

sxe_beast 11

Monday 6 June 2011 8:33

No... he's a CEO.

im_awsome 2

Monday 6 June 2011 1:18

you should of held it in! at least until you got to the 21st floor.

luvppl 6

Monday 6 June 2011 1:18

quite interesting wording here to describe OP's situation in extreme detail

SirWrangler 5

Monday 6 June 2011 1:19

I'm sorry for you...that must have been bad and really depressing but really funny

fckdupzf 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:24

the way u wrote it is a killer! lmao!

MovingOn09 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:26

you should have stuck your ass out of the elevator before you went up

TaylorGoesRaawr 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:27

Haa.. Sucks Watch What Yooh Eat c:

faraway22 0

Monday 6 June 2011 1:46

that's cool way to spell you. .. not.

perdix 29

Monday 6 June 2011 1:30

I'll bet your next review is going to stink.

demoon_fml 7

Monday 6 June 2011 8:17

puns are good but I miss your sarcasm. that was what made me a fan of yours perdix.

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