Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother,...

By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 914

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 016

You deserved it 52 141

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 108

You deserved it 2 897

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

I agree, your life sucks 786

You deserved it 102

By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 211

You deserved it 1 009

By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 782

You deserved it 355

Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 809

You deserved it 2 461

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 878

You deserved it 2 156

Real Housewives coded

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 03:30 - India

Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 118

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 465

You deserved it 4 153

Thanks for the reminder

By have no mom - 16/05/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML

I agree, your life sucks 389

You deserved it 83

DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 18:59

LMAO! Awesome Mom. The truth hurts, OP. :)

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 December 2010 19:16

Parents and grandparents: Notorious for giving their kids a burn and a compliment wrapped into one.

Comments

koji8123 0

Monday 13 December 2010 20:33

ydi for not being social

honeybunches88 5

Monday 13 December 2010 21:11

koji, do you give everyone a YDI?

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:38

wtf is a YDI ?? srsly , being new to fml aint easy :C

alkaid 14

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:33

that's a: You Deserved It = YDI

haleycstar 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:40

lol

coolzone 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:57

say **** you ugly bitch then run away and cry

keoct 4

Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:22

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices. It’s called life and life works like this, pick any 2 answers you can either be good in good grades/ good job/ social life. I picked school and work and because of that I was able to buy an $800 000 farm property to live on at the age of 20, sure I work 72 hours a week and have 20 hours of class a week but I will be mortgage free by the time I’m 30, other than networking you don’t need “friends” to be successful.