toomuchmetal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0
A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(
mubaki 18
hahahaha
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ZebraZuver 1
Nice illustration. ;DD
ChapperIce 0
Ugh ew ew..I've actually met a cashier just like this D: I was in walmart and checking out my stuff, and the cashier was talking about wearing a shoelace for a hairband and when I gave her an oddlook she showed it to me. It was like a pretty ribbon so it was actually not that odd. She then went on about how she liked doing unconventional things, and went into detail about her clit piercing. I felt sick to my stomach.
DynamicDave 11
YDI for having gauges. Ugh.
jess1449 0
where the f*** do u go shopping?!
iam_fuck_life 0
they're not called gauges you *******.
crazyXmallie 0
Then what are they called? Magnets?
thisismyhead 25
Thank you! It's so ******* annoying when people say that!
XthegreatsultanX 0
hahahahaha this is hilarious!!!!
shh_im_a_secret 0
LMFAO!!! WOW
iiRawrrDiinozxx 0
uh...ewww xD
eatmybeans 0
TM ******* I!!!!!!!
hobosaresexy 0
i've heard that can happen.