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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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By öKANEö - 02/02/2018 08:00 - United States - San Marcos

Today, during class, a student began arguing with my Algebra II teacher about whether or not water is wet. The student became so frustrated he threw a stapler across the room. Guess who got hit in the head and is currently bleeding pints in the nurse's office. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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randiZ25 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:20

I had a teacher like that except he threw stress balls at our heads...

Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 22:21

Ouch. What an ass. Sure, you should've paid attention, but there are other, harmless ways your teacher could've used. FYL.

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:09

I just reread my comment, and based on the number of mistakes (teachers, imying) I can only conclude that I had just smoked a rock of crack. My apologies. I'll stop that shit as soon as I'm done with this comment. Honest, I can stop whenever I want. Really.

snafu63 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:15

sew his ass? with a needle and thread? I think you mean sue. And he shouldn't teachers put up with so much shit that if this dumb dick wasn't paying attention he deserved it.

11bwannabe 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:21

report that pos! I had a teacher who punched me cause he thought I was sleeping. needless to say he's not a teacher anymore...

shinco_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:32

there have been multiple cases where a student gets things thrown at them. the outcome? blindness, broken noses, mental scarring, etc. should tell the principle or get a lawsuit.

rallets 22

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:35

you're trying too hard man :/

florenzfang 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:35

that is a teacher?

sgenfkshe 5

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:56

got your attention, didn't it?;)

nikki9tails 3

Thursday 10 February 2011 2:59

ydi you didn't pay attention but the teacher shouldn't have done that also, I almost got a teacher fired for doing that lol

DreMasl 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:37

ya **** off ur full of shit

sparta98 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:40

26, you've got it all wrong! If we sew that teacher's ass shut, then he won't be able to talk.

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