Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about...

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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petertre002 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 16:46

hey tony i was with you the day of this lol not too gooood! ur friend trevor :)

alexthecutie 0

Monday 26 April 2010 0:49

ewww he must be some kinda redneck you deserve it for dating a redneck

papercut4 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 4:28

Lol what if was a step sister with no blood relation all?? hmmm....

xmimibbyx 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:51

dats ****** nastyyy ; buff said

theycallmeMimi 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 0:01

We have the same name! XD I've never met someone else named Mimi. :)

epickillersquirr 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 7:20

rednecks

fookyouu 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:19

no that's the girl he's cheating on you with u just think it's his sistser

whitney5995 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 5:31

Not to be a smart ass 7 but he said it I don't think he screamed it then spelled it lol

smippin 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 5:07

0.0 ().() •.• ¥ are people so…weird?

A_Day_Wasted 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 2:09

sick!

thatisjank 0

Friday 14 May 2010 21:50

that's true.. & #3 is win. (:

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