Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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ScarletMontgomar 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:37

oh wow

bcwarrior60 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 22:26

clearly no one in there right mind would sleep with there sibling

katiegason 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:48

yukkkk

forever2009 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:29

greenman your weird, and that's disgusting

schnitzel5 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:49

ewwwwwww

ChicaChica5683 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:43

oh.....sux for u

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Wednesday 24 February 2010 14:40

this comment warrants itself again: heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD! HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no comment

imdeborah 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 22:51

uhm, EW?!

cdilink 0

Friday 26 February 2010 8:27

he must **** his sister haha

benhamean 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:54

so he ***** his sister?

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