Anonymous
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0
I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options
teehee520 0
Nice hand / ball coordination.
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fecked_up22 0
It's completely possible!! They're going at it doggy-style, he wants to give her a playful spank, it could be easily done. And for the non-believers out there - spanking isnt necessarily some seedy thing that people only do on ****, it can be totally fun, and even a little sexy! I personally love it, and I'm a girl. But to the OP - that is fecking hilarious. You've just made my night and indeed my WEEK, I laughed that hard! Hats off to you, sir. You are hilarious.
2_someone_else_ 0
yeah it was totally hilarious :D she was riding, no doggie style. Going real fast, so it was indeed a bit stupid to try and slap. She usually likes it though. :)
summer66_fml 0
better you smacked ur balls that hard instead of that poor girls ass
dyinginyourarms1 0
Maybe you just have a big ass
46plus0 0
Maybe she was in the cowgirl position and he aimed his hand too low. Still though, ouch.
pisstake 2
This makes me proud to be Swiss. Really, it does.
m00sem00se 0
151 is lying the OP is lying. This website used to be funny. Why is everyone lying nowadays? #53 wins.
rizenangel09 0
Lol my boyfriend did the same thing.
ChelsiLeah 0
the first thing that came to mind was "owie" have a heart ppl
Giselle468 0
You said you were having sex with a girl, but the way you said it was like you were recently having sex with men. Does anyone else see what i mean?
2_someone_else_ 0
That's your mind playing tricks. ;)
lydia_romance 0
hahahahah.! ohmygoosh// im sorryy i juust lauughed soo harrd aafter i readd thiis! xDDD