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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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Kayyycayyyy 0

My bf does that hahaha

Playing handball ehh lad

_SuperBaDD_ 3

Lol That's So Weird!You Must've Been Doing Something Terribly WRONG!

Haha ohh shitt!

PhishloverA 14

This confuses me. Assuming you were doing doggy style, how do you manage to do that? Did you pull your hand way back and real fast to get a good slap, and then hit your nuts while doing that? If not, then the only other thing I can think of is she was going to sit on you and face you, then you went to slap her ass and missed

Divine_Luna 2

What position was you even in?

It'll probably make you last longer

Smooothhhh

At least you had sex