Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0
Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI
Arthurie 30
Time to move.
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morgann_believee 5
Plot twist. You're a guy.
simonepedretti 7
Police
fighterofwar 5
What are you, six? You should know not to do that.
govan1107 1
He said he was gonna stalk should've believed him
jmashini 13
Well if you use the same username on xBox that you use here, YDI
KaylaDawnn 5
The same exact thing happened to me. -__-
xxmexx21 0
**** XBOX
smoshianforever 0
Hmmmm.... Nebraska. Ok.(;
TheEpicPies 15
Time to change your name.
AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2
Dude that's actually kinda sweet! At least he's sending you flowers, not like breaking into your house!