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Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

Time to move.

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Yes, my name is funny :)

josieTT5683 2

Yolo

YOLO is a moron's way of saying Carpe Diem.

Hiphuray4peas 27

Eloquently put!

#233: YODO2 = You Only Die Once Too

UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!: Last night, at about 4:00 PM, I got a call from a flower place asking me if I'll be home between 2-5 PM tomorrow, so they can deliver some flowers. This guy is SERIOUSLY ****** up.

that is really creepy. what did u tell them?

I told them that I will not take the flowers and that the guy who sent them is a creeper. The woman hung up.

Just accept the flowers! In my opinion t's more sweet than ****** up... Whatever, it might be illegal but it's ******* free flowers. It could be so much worse.

Rocky007 15

Flowers are nice. (unless you are a dead man).

That's why I dont add those random creepy people who add yu just because yur a girl

BLACKSAGE 4

Should of chose PS3 insted of gaybox, less creepers lmao (:

you should ask for chocolate instead of flowers ;)

jaytee1994 9

Not always true!!! I met my lovely fiancée over the Internet like this. So all situations turn out like this. This only happens when you had a creepy creeper who finds a beautiful girl and thinks he will annoy her and try to get with her.

izzygarcia 0

Helloo you never heard the term "don't talk to strangers" -_______-

My guy friends warned me about the male xbox players.. I have an xbox, I just play things like Sonic. No problems there, no xbox live.