Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0
Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI
Arthurie 30
Time to move.
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ExplosiveDildo 11
Yes, my name is funny :)
josieTT5683 2
Yolo
ExplosiveDildo 11
YOLO is a moron's way of saying Carpe Diem.
Hiphuray4peas 27
Eloquently put!
jbuckets_404 39
#233: YODO2 = You Only Die Once Too
ExplosiveDildo 11
UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!: Last night, at about 4:00 PM, I got a call from a flower place asking me if I'll be home between 2-5 PM tomorrow, so they can deliver some flowers. This guy is SERIOUSLY ****** up.
pandalover69 26
that is really creepy. what did u tell them?
ExplosiveDildo 11
I told them that I will not take the flowers and that the guy who sent them is a creeper. The woman hung up.
AwkwardUnicorn_fml 2
Just accept the flowers! In my opinion t's more sweet than ****** up... Whatever, it might be illegal but it's ******* free flowers. It could be so much worse.
Rocky007 15
Flowers are nice. (unless you are a dead man).
skaterchick10156 3
That's why I dont add those random creepy people who add yu just because yur a girl
BLACKSAGE 4
Should of chose PS3 insted of gaybox, less creepers lmao (:
flicka89 15
you should ask for chocolate instead of flowers ;)
jaytee1994 9
Not always true!!! I met my lovely fiancée over the Internet like this. So all situations turn out like this. This only happens when you had a creepy creeper who finds a beautiful girl and thinks he will annoy her and try to get with her.
izzygarcia 0
Helloo you never heard the term "don't talk to strangers" -_______-
NoReservations 9
My guy friends warned me about the male xbox players.. I have an xbox, I just play things like Sonic. No problems there, no xbox live.