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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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Sunday 6 February 2011 12:50

Wax it off!

sallen0046 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:56

This is the forth "I'm a girl who didn't know I had a mustache" post I've seen. Do you guys not own mirrors? Every woman has hair on her upper lip; it's part of being a mammal. If yours is thicker or darker than you're comfortable with, wax it and move on. It's your face. You look at it every single day. You shouldn't need other people to point these things out.

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Jessidur 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 15:02

Dont worry about it people sometimes are rude I dont Know you but I bet Your Beautiful. so smile

eastside1313 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:01

that sux

GawZ 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:10

fyl for only having two friends.

ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:29

haha^

MissFukMyLuck 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:10

so I'm guessing you shave your back and balls for your lady? it's uncomfortable to keep up with mens standards as a woman these days. true you should take care of yourself but really?!? rock whatever you got goin on girl. and don't shave it get it waxed. it grows back darker and thicker if you shave.

blessthefall313 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:24

i love what you just said lmfao

PahhDee 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:22

It's called waxing! Ha some friends you have, Fyl

letsgetouttahere 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 18:40

Don't shave it off! Girls don't shave their faces, who the hell would suggest that!? If you did, you'd get stubble and look like a man. If you're comfortable with your facial hair then leave it, everyone has it. Or bleach it so it looks lighter and less noticable, or wax if you're that desperate to look how people think you should.

denlillakotten 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 20:49

I think they just weren't interested. You see; sometimes people will say 'I know' without listening or looking to send signals that they do not care, or that the joke is getting old -something like that anyway..