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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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barroomhero 0

This is where Hitchcock got the idea for the movie "The Birds".

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This sounds like something my ******* aunt would say. Why are people so retarded and ****** up?

agent_orange 0

that's sick, it made me want to puke!

wow wtf. . . never go back there again! i fears this lady is training birds to eat ppl. *shivers at the thought*

omg. so freaking gross

I_iz_epic 0

I want one of those birds :P

Forgive me, but I actually think that's kind of cool. To the OP, that must have been akward, though. xD

clownmehappy 3

Ah interesting I heard of those kind of birds, tick eating and the like. They eat dead skin, parasites and stuff, it's normal and its a good sign! Say you have a cat or dog that lives outside, tick eating birds, if your pet is willing, will pick off fleas and tick and dead skin off, reducing the risk of disease and spreading tone of parasites.

OMFG that's so ******* gross. I would have looked at her and been like lady, what the ****?