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Anonymous United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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gag x a million

hockeyfan_30 0

omg that is so gross. xP blehh

wow that iss sooo disgusting!

brunettebabex3 0

ahaha creepy bird lady? FYL forsure.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Depending on how hot she is I would be more than glad to join the birds on the sunburn. 

that shit it just nasty

That is disgusting!!!!!!!!

mumafiedmustangs 0

thats not that bad not a fml

That's the most ****** up fetish ever.

1o1fyourlife 0

...wtf. thats sick. i feel bad for you.