Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
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sparrowren
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Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?
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shady914
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Dogs hate citrus
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Ben14h
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Thoricsteam20
| 24
Except the fact that whimpering and peeing themselves is not a way to teach them to be good, it's more like a form of abuse because that dog sounds like it´s being hurt mentally.
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marcranger
| 28
Better than him being afraid of home invaders...?
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Thatissarcastic
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Unless they are home invaders with orange peels.
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coried91
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My dog was afraid of napkins. She would bolt into a different room and whine until she felt the napkins were well hidden. It was a good way to get her to not beg for food though. They all have their little quirks. Then again, I don't think she ever peed when she saw one.
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doglady
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My dog Radar loved licking lemons. Every so often he'd take a nibble and make a face, but then he'd keep licking it.
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shady914
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Dogs hate citrus
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Redgy22
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not all dogs. Mine love all types.
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finalyearsofhate
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All 5 of mine love citrus. Rubbing the peels on them repels fleas, too.
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amanda182
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My dogs beg me whenever I eat oranges, so that's not true for all dogs.
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lex1459
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My dog eats oranges like it's nobody's business. But then again, she's afraid of the kitchen tap, so she might just be a bit strange.
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Wonderful_0
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my dog loves lemons for some strange reason
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TheOnlyGod
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I don't understand why you think your dog is a large upright rock normally used as a pillar... Because that's what a monolith is...
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bluefairy_fml
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Maybe because he's huge and heavy and won't budge, like a big rock?
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mds9986
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It's called a metaphor, #5.
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bonermonkey
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I'm pretty sure the word OP was looking for was 'monolithic', e.g. like a monolith. Technically the TheOnlyGod is correct.
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derangedplanet
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I love over dramatic wording. but the whole stone part does make it a little odd of a word choice. I would like to see more good words to use here because I can't think of any good ones, and if you gonna judge you better be a good enough writer to have something monumentally better.
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SneezyBear
| 27
#49 A metaphor is when you identify something as being the same as some unrelated thing for rhetorical effect. So phrases like 'my dog is a hulking monolith', 'SneezyBear is a walking dictionary' and '#49 is not the sharpest tool in the shed' would be metaphors. Kapiche?
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sparrowren
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Lots of dogs dislike citrus from what I've heard. So maybe he was reacting to the smell?
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devildog562
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Orange ya glad your puppy is so cute ?
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supertacowaffle
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My 90lb giant Labrador is scared of old men. Like, when my grandfather comes over he cries and hides, lots dogs all have strange fears. My old dog had a chronic fear of bubbles.
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Lalala579121
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Your old dog must have had a bad incident with bubbles and being attacked by a fish.
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aleyp63
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your old dog must be a growlithe, attacked by a horde of magikarps
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Lalala579121
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Magikarp can't learn Bubble.
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MzZombicidal
| 36
My sister had a big 70lb+ standard poodle that was scared of fart noises.
We found out as I was playing with fart puddy. She immediately pulled her tail between her legs and sprinted out of the room.
We found out as I was playing with fart puddy. She immediately pulled her tail between her legs and sprinted out of the room.
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yea_its_me123
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Haha wtf
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FieldLeftBlank
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I used to have a German shepherd who was afraid of handbag-sized dogs.
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melisssa87
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My dog is a handbag sized dog and she loves a German shepherd but he is afraid of her and he sometimes hides behind his owner
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vampire623
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I had a toy poodle that would try to play with any thing bigger then her but scared of anything smaller