By pansypup - 03/09/2015 02:30 - United States - Rio Rancho
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My dog was afraid of napkins. She would bolt into a different room and whine until she felt the napkins were well hidden. It was a good way to get her to not beg for food though. They all have their little quirks. Then again, I don't think she ever peed when she saw one.
I don't understand why you think your dog is a large upright rock normally used as a pillar... Because that's what a monolith is...
I love over dramatic wording. but the whole stone part does make it a little odd of a word choice. I would like to see more good words to use here because I can't think of any good ones, and if you gonna judge you better be a good enough writer to have something monumentally better.
#49 A metaphor is when you identify something as being the same as some unrelated thing for rhetorical effect. So phrases like 'my dog is a hulking monolith', 'SneezyBear is a walking dictionary' and '#49 is not the sharpest tool in the shed' would be metaphors. Kapiche?
My 90lb giant Labrador is scared of old men. Like, when my grandfather comes over he cries and hides, lots dogs all have strange fears. My old dog had a chronic fear of bubbles.