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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

sunburned101 0

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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that sucks OP but that's what you get for dating a 

YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0

Funny.

some boyfriend...

GothKitty19 0

He's awesome

this one is stupid it's your fault you chose a greedy boyfriend. this doesn't deserve to be a FML.

I hope he helped you.... ^^

YDI for choking and letting him get that opportunity !

SovietRussiaUSSR 1

In Soviet Russia son eat you

DarkShinigami 0

Now if she had seriously choked, then it would be a fml. People choke all the time. I mean, cmon it's the official drink of the Yankees.

lmfaooo pwned