Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML
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Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
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JackR1104 0
How you mistake boogers for nutri-grain is beyond me....
alyssadapsycho 7
cute puppy!!!!
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Comments (119)
Blamco177 0
Look at what your gonna put in your mouth...
apdj94 0
Nutri-booger bar?
stevenmx86 7
How is this not a Ydi? You just eat anything your daughter gets on her finger?
pharmacy 1
Why would you eat something your kid was already eating.. ***** NUCLEAR. Whats your instagram/twitter****
EverdreamOfMe 24
YDI for eating off of your kid's body. That's ******* nasty even if there wasn't a booger.
twaumat 28
what did I just read??
night_fox1233 16
That's gross, I think your daughter plan that
jcp968 9
*Before Finds Out* "Delicious!"
Adi_Dancer 10
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :0
Ibra Blair 6
eeeew ewww eeew