By computerdude - 02/06/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was driving home, talking to my dad on the phone about losing my job. A man kept honking at me, I remarked to my dad how some people on the road are just assholes for no reason. I later realized I had left my laptop on my roof, and it flew onto the freeway. The man was signaling me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 255
You deserved it 66 899

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computerdude 0

to everyone ranting about the phone: its called bluetooth. to everyone not understanding how laptop got on roof: i was carrying a bunch of stuff and set laptop on the roof to open car door. i had just been reamed out by my office manager and head partners in a humiliating way and was distraught. i set it down the right way (on its rubber feet) so make a mental note for the next part. to everyone claiming the laptop could not / should not have made it to the freeway, and / or flown off: i work close to the freeway, and was amazed myself. I later re-drove the route and found the laptop on the side of teh freeway about 2 miles from where i had originally gotten on. from the damage to it, it looked like it must have caught the wind when i got up to speed and then slid down off to the side of the freeway.

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Top comments

lattee 0

how the **** do you leave your laptop on the roof of your car... oh but sorry you lost your job :(

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XxbluedevilzxX 0

How do u even manage to do that. It's like throwing $1000 out the door.

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regalarius 0

#82 - Aha! I'd been looking for something that sucks about that country! Thanks! ^.^

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Fllyleaf 0

Duuude.. How the hell can you forget that you've left a LAPTOP ontop of a car.. And why did you put a laptop on-top of your car anyway? You completely deserved that. Though I hope you manage to get a new laptop soon XD

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tonia_fml 0

wow you're super smart. not.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#50: Show me that FML, please. If this is copied, post the link. Fucktard. Gaah, all the stupids show up sometimes on here, eh? With comments like: "URE SOOOOO DUM ******, n00b" All of that, seriously? OP: Aww, that sucks. But how did you do that?

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dgreensbux 0

Your such a dumbass. Stay off your phone next time

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NoMercy_fml 0

You left your laptop on the hood of your car? Are you ******* serious!? Are you that much of a ******* dumbass?! Maybe that is why you got fired because you kept doing stupid shit like that?! I am amazed that your laptop stayed on the hood of your car all the way to the freeway, but then was nobody else honking at you. Once again you must be oblivious. Yet another reason your ass got canned.

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Morgane324 0

Just the fact that you were driving while on the phone makes me almost happy about all the s**t that happened afterward. Next time hang up and concentrate on what you are doing (Laptop this time, what's next ? hitting children on the pavement ?)

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Some___Guy 0

Who is he to ruin your cell phone conversation while you're driving? Idiot.

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Curtieeeez 0

What #2 said ._.

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