Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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Top comments
bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
edward_cossett 5
... don't think that's the average American family, because that's the average 'Murican family
elizacandle 29
I apologize....
Tressa1982 18
it's definitely addicting just like jersey shore. like a train wreck, just can't stop looking lol
AudBunny 11
Another reason why I have a bit of shame in what our country is coming to...
kikiray 3
I am very embarrassed to say I am American at this point in time
SadGirl18 16
As an American, I can thoroughly assure you we are not all like that. :) That is just the white trash of us. And for that, I apologize.
Ziggy122 15
It's shit like Honey Boo Boo and Jersey Shore that make me feel ashamed to be American.
OzzyTheGiant 14
thats why we have the olympics. To show off the best :p
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Did honey boo boo sing again?!?
Event 2
I Am An Idiot.
KiddNYC1O 22
I actually like the show. Stupidity is funny.